#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party
I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.
ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER
clueless looks: 2/20
↳ lollipop b*tch - dionne
The internet and my real life get closer and closer everyday
I’m sorry, my dear. You’re not one of us anymore.
this semester is so nice I keep meeting cute boys, and since I went to that house party Thursday I got the hookup for free sushi anytime I want. #winning